Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 28, 2019

nor does the lettuce, tomato, and onion in the hamburger

@Number Three Today’’s Strip is not even slightly funny and with extra panels our Hero Mr Andrew Capp , sober again tries to convince the Doctor that pickled gherkins in Andy’s burger count as enough veggies :o{ , my avatar today is of Mrs Goliath ticked off at David for getting her hubby stoned , how was your day ? ours should be very busy but not hectic I hope , have fun and thanks for caring pal.

Well, it should count. But it is pretty small, after all.

That is why I eat so much carrot cake.

Beer has hops. In a certain light and looked at the right way, hops could be considered a vegetable.

Andy should be suffering from extreme constipation.

Maybe replace one pint a day with a Caesar and eat the celery, that counts, right?

Now I want a pickle.

I like this one:

https://www.gocomics.com/andycapp/2003/08/03

Andy and gherkins have one thing in common: they’re both pickled!

I would say the same about peas and sweetcorn in pot noodles. Love em’

Haha.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hi Affie. My avatar is me sitting on a beach. This was taken at the end of April in case you are wondering why I have a coat on. It’s too hot to wear a coat now.

My day was very nice. I went for a meal at my local Fish & Chip restaurant but didn’t actually order fish and chips this time.

Hope your day was not hectic after all, pal.

Hey, beer’s made from hops, right?…

A cucumber can become a pickle but a pickle cannot become a cucumber.