Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for August 26, 2019

There’d better not be another card stuffed in the other sleeve.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp’s (sober again) word of honour is mud and cheating is his forte :o) my avatar is about % ages that Lego bricks are good for , when my boys were kids I always managed to step on the (expletive) things :o{ how was your day? maybe your mystery tour will be to Malta , our day should be busy but not hectic I hope , have fun this Manic Monday and thanks for caring pal.

Doggone it Flo, that ain’t funny!

It’s amazing. Even with stashed cards, Andy still manages to lose.

It’s OK, he’s got plenty more up there.

Unusual to see only two players, for poker, but that’s not to say it’s unheard of.Maybe it’s difficult to find enough naive players to sit at the same poker table as Andy.

He’d never survive in the Old West. That would have been considered a capital offense in those days!

Ironically, the original purpose of the handshake…

The current “art” team can’t portray the characters in any other positions besides single file—and it’s hard to play poker with more than two players if they’re all sitting in single file!

He’s even cheating with his promises.

Andy even cheats at solitaire.

saw that coming a mile away

It’s only fair if everybody is cheating.

If you aint cheatin, you aint tryin’.

Asking Andy Capp to not cheat is like asking Godzilla to not destroy Tokyo.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

This reminds me of the scene from A Night at The Opera where somebody is shaking Harpo’s hand and utensils falls out of his sleeve.