Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 24, 2019

Better make him different conversation cards, Flo. “I’ll gladly buy you a pint”, “let’s call it a truce”, or even “I made some flashcards, but my wife switched them. So don’t get too surprised why I’m acting so nice.”

“I’ll come quietly, officer!”

What about: “What’s a nice lass like you doing here?”

Andy should be a little easier to get along with without his voice.

Actually you can use them at home too!

“But I’ll pay you back when I get a job.”

Ah, the usual stuff.

This explains why I don’t comment when I have laryngitis: I left my flash cards in my other pants!

Yes officer, I can explain…

“Another pint please, Jack”

Rinse and repeat.

xxx

@Afficionado

My cold has completely gone now but still got the tickly cough.

Surprisingly, I didn’t lose my voice like Andy did in today’s strip. So I didn’t need to make cue cards.

Lately, I’ve been looking up Blood Donation Centres in other countries to see what they look like compared to ours in England. Don’t ask me why, it’s just a strange thing I’ve started doing. I found this one in Malta. Do you live anywhere near there?

Here is the link on Google Maps: https://goo.gl/maps/FvEp5ZN6sUdDE5h38

TGIF tomorrow, pal.

I used to donate blood, then I decided I didn’t like the idea of my blood having more fun in other people than it had in ME!

looking around for trolls…

but there seems to be only one commenter fomenting discord…

I bet one of those cards says “same to you, you @$^^%$!” (This is Andy, after all.)

I can’t picture Andy doing all the WORK involved in writing that many cards.