Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 12, 2020

I can barely imagine Andy being on Manchester United (or any other UK football team); too much brawling with opposing players for fouling.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny and there are no extra panels , is it an Easter miracle that both our HERO Mr Andrew Capp and Guitar Bob admit that they have not achieved their ambitions? :o) my avatar is a photo I took last year of the procession wit the statue of the Risen Christ , pity that today it will not be done because of the virus lock-down :o{ ,how was your day, have you gone stir crazy yet? our Sunday should be busy but boring but at least I can eat my traditional Maltese confection called Figolli made out of sweet pastry with a marzipan filling made and baked by Connie , stay safe and BCNU pal , Happy Ester to all Cappers past and present

With no barber shops open, we are all starting to look as scruffy as Bob.

You two could take this shtik on a road tour of Northern England. (’Cause the Scots will stand on the Wall and jeer.)

We all know how Andy feels about Guitar Bob. But what about Chalkie and the mooched-upon bar customers?

*rimshot*cymbal

I wish the current “creative” team would JUST ONCE have a funny Guitar Bob episode. Now, I realize that might be impossible, although they could go truly wild. I humbly suggest that next time ’round they replace Guitar Bob with Guitarzan!

Pretty pathetic joke, if even Bob saw it coming!

I guess he didn’t get the hint when someone requested play On the Road Again.

Bob, you really should know better than to give Andy an opening like that.

Honest criticism is hard to take, from almost anyone.

Guitar Bob could see that coming a mile away.

The truth hurts!