Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 03, 2020

the constable probably needs to look at the city’s map again

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but it’s a repeat our HERO Mr Andrew Capp even when he is dead drunk has a lucid memory and remembers being left outside the wrong house :o) my avatar which I have used before is a picture of a guy using a can that sprays bats as an insect repellant against mozzies , wish I could get one of them to save me being bitten when ever I go in my back garden :o) how was your day? and no the flu shot didn’t hurt, our day should be very busy as our Thursdays usually are but we will cope I hope , we have run our errands before it started to rain, keep safe and take the flu and anti covid 19 virus shots and thanks for caring pal

At least this way Andy probably goes slowly enough to miss the canal.

As we always used to say: Accidentally on purpose.

I wonder if Andy has pads in the knees of his pants? Between crawling home on hands and knees, and being dragged off to the local gaol on the seat of pants by the friendly Patrol Constable, Andy’s clothes, and in particular, his pants take a real workout.

Maybe the constable could, next time, “accidentally” leave him on his mother in law’s doorstep!

Just curious, was it an accident, or intentional?

Why wasn’t he dropped in his personal cell?

How could you POSSIBLY make THAT mistake?…….

That’ll learn ’im

With a note that said adopt me.

Andy sure takes the term ‘pub crawl’ literally.

now days here in the states, hed be in the clink in a wink.

Accidentally? Sure bout’ that?

xxx

@Afficionado

Interesting fact for you:

My blood group (O+) is resistant to malaria so if I was ever bitten, I don’t think any harm could come of it. But of course I could be wrong. Maybe Type O people have LESS CHANCE of being affected but maybe not impossible.

Glad to hear the flu shot didn’t hurt. Like I said yesterday, we now have our COVID vaccine. They are offering it to doctors/nurses, care home staff, residents of care homes, over 80’s etc first.

The virus “started out” in February this year so I’m hoping by February next year, it will hardly be around. It’s probably wishful thinking though.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Love to Bella.

I’m posting this here now because I’ve heard that there’s a rumor going around that I died in a flaming ball of wreckage. I did NOT die in a flaming ball of wreckage! (I was singed a little on the side…..) I’ve mostly been making my silly little comments on political cartoons (and if there’s anything more silly than politics, let me know……..). But I hope to always be a Capper. When my newspaper (which shall remain anonymous for its own protection) dropped “Andy” years ago, I used to go to the library once per week to read a week’s worth in out-of-town papers. Then, when GoComics had the nerve to exist, I read it HERE. I don’t check in as often as I should, and I know I miss Eldo’s classics, and I miss all of your comments. But I really truly am a Capper. Always was, always will be. (With Guitar Bob and Quiz nights, it ain’t easy!) So, an early Merry Christmas to all of the Cappers. And God bless us every one! (Except for that one jerk down the street who lets his rabid dogs attack nuns in their spare time……..)

He means accidentally on purpose!!

I can’t imagine that the people who live in those houses were thrilled to see Andy sprawled drunk on their doorstep.

He “accidentally” left Andy on the wrong doorstop?