Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 14, 2021

not a good answer indeed

You had to open your big mouth!

Andy’s favorite beers are free and the next one…

@Linguist Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Hr Andrew Capp has been hoisted by his own petard in his eagerness to get his ideal job , he muffed it so it’s back to mooching pints again for the little twit :o) my avatar is a picture of billboard with an empty panel to predict the weather , which is how I predict it , it was supposed to be a temp of 4 degrees Celsius feeling like 0 in Malta because of a freezing wind coming across from Siberia ,it looks like the Russians don’t care to co-operate , it’s warm enough to go out without a coat , comment avez vous passe votre Dimanche mon vieux ami ? our Sunday should be busy but calm I hope , no morning drive because my licence is temporarily suspended because I take prescription drugs and no visitors because both my sons are on duty , but at least we are both in a good mood so we’ll stay at home and , watch the Holy Mass on Telly ,keep safe and catch you later pal

@ Linguist I forgot , did you get your first Maite a card , flowers and Candy / I got mine a Card and Flowers but no candy , she’d eat it and i’s bad for her

Swish, swirl, spit. Cor blimey your a temptress.

I don’t believe that Andy understands the Job description. One must taste the beer, not drink, and grade how it tastes. So I don’t know it Andy could stand being around all that beer and not drink a drop?

Remember Cheers? Norm got a job as a beer taster, and couldn’t understand why there was a paycheck involved!

That negates the purpose of the job, you stupid twit!

Is there involuntary rehab in the UK, like there is in the “colonies”? If so, a judge should order it for that lazy bum.

Sorry sir , You are over qualified for this position!

“What a maroon!” – B. Bunny, US film star, c. WW II

Total loser. The world will be a better place once he’s gone.

Poor Andy. For this job, speed is not the object.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY ALL

Step one…Open mouth. Step two…Insert foot! ;o[

Andy always has the right answer to avoid actually getting a job, no matter how good he thinks it may be.

Missed it by “that” much…..

Typical Andy, your ship comes in at last, and you head out for the airport.

Burp!!

Well that answered an age old question why he didn’t get a job as a beer tester, now we now the rest of the story.

Note to Andy: Taste it first to fulfill you job requirements, then swig it.

Andy was so use to screwing up job interviews on purpose that he inadvertently screwed up getting his dream job.

I remember this episode on “Cheers”.

lol Andy

Andy’s only dream job, but he is so used to failing at interviews that he blew it.

I can’t believe he blew his chance at the job of his dreams!

No, wait… Yes, I can.

Too bad, Andy. Brewery Beer Quality Technicians’ pay can start around 200GBP per day! In the U.S. salaries start at around $45K per year. Imagine how you could’ve spent all that lolly?

How ironic that Andy blew getting the one job he’d be suitable for.

Probably just as well. After all, they’re not paying him to get drunk.

Are they?

If he had said, ‘My palate is so refined, sometimes I don’t even have to taste it..’ ?

Andy is over qualified. He should say he tastes every drop.

I used to play board games via play by mail websites and actually used to have a regular opponent who was a sommelier. While he liked his job – after he explained it to me it still sounded like work!