Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for February 24, 2021

should’ve kept your mouth shut on that remark, Tommy

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp"s pride at being a subject for a painting by a novice painter Tommy quickly turns to anger when his honker is mentioned ( won’t say hooter because of our American friends :o)) my avatar is a signboard with a message by the marines that it is up to God to judge terrorists , but they are quite happy to arrange a meeting , good luck to these heroes for making it safe for us , how was your day and you can keep on commenting because the day I won’t post will be because I am in a deep coma or six feet under :o) our day should be busy but calm shopping done by me and we both are in a good mood and Bella is growing fat ,keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

The truth hurts Andy. It’s not his fault you have rhinophyma…on the bright side, you can play Rudolph next year at Christmas!

“Honesty” in art is sometimes overrated.

Just go on until you reach the shade of red you want.

Now it’s Flo’s turn….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-24th-february-2021-23511365

Perhaps Jack should have a saw dusted corner just for fights. Then he could charge for admissions to watch.

And black and blue for Tommy’s self portrait.

“Is that your nose, or are you eating a tomato?”

… ask, and it shall be given.

Nice beret launch. Now we need at least one shoe and perhaps a jacket flying across the room.

And now he’s taken up boxing . . .

Will your blood suffice?…..

Andy should be proud of his red nose, it was well earned.

And now black for the eye…

I think I’m going to give up on reading “Andy Capp” comments. Too much domination.

Don’t forget the red paint for the blood coming out of his nose as well.

xxx

@Afficionado

Just received some sad news not long ago. My Auntie’s best friend whom she had known for years and worked with has passed away from COVID.

However she broke the rules and still met up with her family because she said in her own words “They’re not keeping me in”

She has paid the ultimate price. If only she had waited a few more months then her family would still have their mother, grandma and great-grandma. My Auntie warned her over and over to be careful.

It’s a big shock. We went on the 2018 cruise to Norway with her and went to bingo together too. I’ve known her since I was little.

I hope you are doing all right, Affie. Please stay safe for goodness sake. Love to cuddly Bella.

Tommy really should have known better than to say that.

Perhaps Tommy should switch to painting landscapes.

Some extra black and blue will be needed as well.

Biff, Bash I was drinkin’ in Bath.

“Don’t change the color of your face! I’m out of umber!”

— Col. Potter to Major Winchester on M*A*S*H. Winchester poses for a portrait while he simultaneously (and vehemently) expresses his extreme dissatisfaction with being part of the unit.

The life of an artist is never easy.

The truth, Andy