Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 17, 2021

Any friend of Bob is another fiend of Andy.

Bob needs someone to tune his guitar.

Poor Guitar Bob. He needs to take lessons from Guitar George…he knows all the chords…

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s dislike of guitar Bob is legendary :o) my avatar is a spoof of what clouds would think of us like we do them in our street they will see many Idiots starting with me :o{ How was your day? our day should be a little busy but we will cope I hope , no errands to run or shopping to do, so we are staying inside the house keeping Hydrated, we are both in a good mood so we’ll chill till this afternoon when I will have my fav nosh , keep safe and thank for caring young Lady

Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless

Q: What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A: A large pizza can feed a family of four

Now there may be somebody else for Andy not to respect.

Q: How do you know a drummer is knocking on your door?

A: The knocking speeds up…

Q: How do you know if a drummer is worth 350 million dollars?

A: If his name is Ringo Starr.

Free Affie!

Bang the drum slowly.

From our Finally Friday Friend @ Number Three:" Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s dislike of guitar Bob is legendary :o) my avatar is a spoof of what clouds would think of us like we do them in our street they will see many Idiots starting with me :o{ How was your day? our day should be a little busy but we will cope I hope , no errands to run or shopping to do, so we are staying inside the house keeping Hydrated, we are both in a good mood so we’ll chill till this afternoon when I will have my fav nosh , keep safe and thank for caring young Lady"

Do drummers suffer from hearing loss? If so, that would explain why he enjoys listening to Guitar Bob.

Which could also explain why he hasn’t been there before, Guitar Bob plays there.

I’d really love to see Bob clonk Andy on the head with his guitar one day!

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie. Sorry for not commenting lately.

I met up with my friend today and gave him his birthday card because it’s his birthday on the 24th and I won’t be seeing him that Friday.

Off to bingo tomorrow and see if I can win any more money. The reason I’m going is because I got a “Winners Voucher” and I will get £10 off my books again. I will need to text my Auntie to see if she is still coming. I am going to her house the same day.

Stay safe, stay well and stay happy, pal. Enjoy your favourite nosh. See you after the weekend!

Guitar Bob has a friend? Somebody can actually stand him?

That’s the first time I’ve ever seen Andy’s glass with more in it than the person next to him. He must be slowing down.