Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for January 03, 2022

Not easy to reform an alcoholic, a gambler, a womanizer, anyone who claims they don’t have problems.

There’s a bigger chance that Andy would stalk someone.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp has the cheek to report the Vicar advice as stalking :o) my avatar again is a picture oof Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean grinning because he is in a good mood like I am how was your day? our MANIC Monday should be busy as it usually is, but we are both in a good mood , no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated till this evening when the greengrocer van comes up our street , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Vicar, what is your point? To Andy’s way of thinking he doesn’t have a drinking problem…he drinks, he gets drunk, he falls down, no problem! As a “vicar” myself, I know from experience…scolding doesnt help!

Now that’s ridiculously funny!!

Hey vicar…. judge not lest ye be judged….

The vicar was not stalking. He just keeps running into him while popping out for a nip himself. Hard to lecture with a shot glass in your hand.

Reminds me of a lady friend who really WAS stalked by the Vicar (or the American equivalent) who was the leader of her church youth group. Believe It or Not! (hint: Believe It!)

Clergy stalks everybody. Tithe, Andy. He may leave you be for a little while.

It’s guilt on Andy’s part. Vicar not stalking but HOLY SPIRIT is another matter entirely.

Vicars are not always innocent people. Have you watched Midsomer Murders?

Low-hanging fruit.

So start drinking that Little Blue Nun wine instead. Or Christian Brothers brandy.

Been into the sacramental wine today Vicar?

Go with the restraining order, Andy.

Funny!

Has Andy forgotten that he used to stalk young women after leaving the pub? Offering to ‘walk them home’

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I stayed at home today because it was rather windy and cold. Also the flowers that my friend from school bought me for my birthday are getting smaller now. I hate it when they wilt and die off. I know you can get artificial flowers but they don’t have that lovely smell.

Tomorrow I hope to go out and Wednesday I go for my weekly KFC. On Friday I’m hopefully meeting with my friend.

Stay safe, stay well, stay warm and stay happy, pal. Happy New Year to you and yours.

Give it up, Vicar. Once a bum, always a bum!!

You’d think the Vicar would have realized Andy is a lost cause a long time ago.

With the talk about Eldo taking the day off on Saturday, I thought this might be an appropriate place to put this.

https://www.gocomics.com/doonesbury/2022/01/03 (see the comments)

My impression is that Andy is not the most popular guy in town. Picking on the vicar isn’t going to help.