Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 04, 2022

Take off your headgear, Andrew, and look harder!

Which wardrobe? In which room?

Been there. My wife telling me where to look but in the wrong room.

Male selective vision to go with his male selective hearing!

he’s a drunken man (be specific please)

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , I resemble Mr Andrew Capp , I can never know where my clothes are unless Connie shows me :o(, my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson as Mr bean our fav actor grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am , how was your day? ours should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Jealousy doesn’t suit you Flo

who say’s a man doesn’t ask for directions

And what a man….

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-4th-may-2022-26821171

…been easier to spot if she threw on the floor.

But isn’t there a Lion and a Witch in the Wardrobe?

We are simple creatures, we do what we can.

He’s so hung over from last night that he can’t see anything!!

“If you love him, be proud of him. After all, he’s only a man.” – Patsy Cline

“What’s a ‘wardrobe’?!”

Andy must be looking for his other clean shirt.

“I’m a man. I can change. If I have to. I guess.”

Look it up….

No, he is a bum, not a man.

He’s a man – we only know what women allow us to know.

A bit sexist….but funny….HOWEVER, I’ve known a number of women who couldn’t find things right in front of their faces either!

??

An example of someone generalising. Some wives assume all men have the faults that their husbands have and some husbands make the same mistake about their wives and women in general.

Yeah, I’m wondering how I made it all these years without a woman telling me what to do.

I don’t think I appreciate being placed in the same category as Andy Capp.

Men and Women see things differently. For some odd reason men can see things at a distance. Example: I’m looking for something in the refrigerator I can’t see it. My wife has learned to tell me to open the door and step back. Ah there it is.

No word of a lie. When me, my Mum and Auntie were on our Mystery Cruise in 2019 my Dad was texting me to ask my Mum where certain foods were in the freezer! I think he done it about 3 times.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I left my volunteering at 2:20pm today because I had a hairdressers appointment 10 minutes later. Luckily my hairdressers is only further down the street.

I am currently in the library and I’m going to the supermarket afterwards.

I am trying to get some Norton Anti-Virus protection for my computer. The retailer where I usually get it from has it for £3.99 (lowest ever price) which is an absolute bargain but guess what? It’s out of stock in store and online and has been for weeks. It looks like I’ll have to buy the £13.49 one instead. My current protection expires on the 17th so a little pushed for time now. Sigh.

This is it: https://www.argos.co.uk/product/9332717

Please pray for me that it becomes available. Honestly, I could cry.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

What’s wrong with Andy? I think a better question would be “what ISN’T wrong with Andy?”

https://comicskingdom.com//hagar-the-horrible/2022-05-04 Picture Andy and The Vicar.

One thing’s for sure: Andy is not a gentleman.