Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 10, 2022

how can you not blame Chalkie?

Looks like you have been snookered again Andy!

I like the optimism in Chalkie’s statement

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny but a repeat , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp blaming their loss on Chalkie is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of Rowan Atkinson our fav actor as Mr bean grinning because he’s in a good mood like I am, how was your day? ours should be a little busy but we will cope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping or errands to run, just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s windy outside, keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Just one clap??

They must have been REALLY lousy!!

And I’m sure Capp contributed to their loss.

…starting with your choice of partner.

Now who’s wrong?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/lifestyle/cartoons/andy-capp/andy-capp-10th-may-2022-26872642

About all I know about snooker is that it has a larger table then regular pool. Other than that I’m a big blank on how you play snooker.

Why be a good loser when you can be a poor one?

Got roped into a snooker tourney many years ago. Partner blamed me for losing. The next week I took him on one on one and whooped his ass 5 games straight. He never asked to partner again.

I made a mistake too Chalkie. Like picking you for a flippin’ partner.

Chalkie did a good job of setting himself up there.

Not everything, he bought the beer.

Censer from Mr. Perfect!?! Don’t take it Chalkie!

“With friends like these, who needs enemies?”—either Adam or Eve, I forget which

Why doesn’t Andy just find a new snooker partner then?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Well, I went to pick up my Norton Anti Virus protection today but it was out of stock! Argghh! They have ordered it and are reserving it for me. It will arrive on Saturday. That’s when I need to pick it up. I was asked for my mobile number and surname, I will get it just in time before the protection expires.

I have to enter my card details on my online account to enable me to put the protection on my computer. However I made the mistake of letting it renew automatically last year and I was charged £64.99! Luckily I got refunded because I was offered a price match. So, fine, I will put in my card details but will be making sure the automatic renewal is switched off.

I know somebody suggested AVG but I’ve been there and done that, I didn’t like it. Maybe I will try it again if there comes a time I need to cut back on a few things. I did say to myself that if Norton didn’t refund me then I wouldn’t use them anymore. But they did.

I’m currently in the library. It’s been a lovely day today and the sun is shining but it’s also been a little windy here too.

Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering. Next Wednesday is carvery day!

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Oh, like you did any better, Andy. (Then again, maybe he did.)