Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 18, 2022

of course the suitcase

Don’t let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya Andy!

She keeps his bag packed. Travels light.

Number Three Today's strip IS funny our HERO Mr Andrew Capp thinking that Flo has relented is priceless :o) my avatar is a spoof about a guy statin that his B@bs are real , which reminds me of a fact that Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy because her mum aunt and most of her relatives died by breat cancer, how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we should cope I hope , we are both in a good mood no shopping or errands to run , just stay inside the house and keep hydrated and munch on Pringles , fun fact did you notice that he guy’s tache looks like the top half of a bikini ? :o)keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

Yup, she came to her senses all right.

Now KEEP him out, Flo.

Yup!

I think …. she’s about to get YOU to your senses Andy

Next, she’ll throw out his cage of pigeons—unless she wants to fry them!!

Who can toss Andy further, Jack or Flo? (My money is on Jack. He gets more practice.)

Oh, I so wish this was true.

at least he has his football socks

I wonder how many times Flo has thrown him out and then taken him back?

Reminds me of when I always needed a ‘GO’ bag at the door. I think hers is a ‘GET’ bag.

Andy: Oh Flo you missed the other sock?

I guess it’ll be his other home for a while, the jailhouse.

I would have said that about Flo for panel one!

OMG! Who is locked in the suitcase?!

As far as “door scenes” are concerned, one of my favorite Andy episodes of all time has him storming out the door with his suitcase, and Flo weeping into her hanky. A passerby asks Flo, “Do you know Andy Capp?” Flo replies, “I should do, I’ve been studying dramatics under him for twenty odd years!”

Only me who thought there was an actual foot in that suitcase then?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie!

Now, I need to have a look at the Pringles logo again! Like I said a short while back, I do enjoy Pringles but don’t care much for all these exotic new flavours. I’m boring when it comes to snacks. I would be perfectly happy with a tube of Ready Salted, Salt & Vinegar, Cheese & Onion etc Pringles. All the original flavours. I know what I like.

As I’ve been unwell this week, I have been lacking on the online surveys so I won’t have made much money this month. The £25 that went in my PayPal on the 12th was from last month.

I also called in sick at my volunteering today and she knew straight away that I was ill because of how my voice sounded. I had to cancel the carvery too! Now that was very sad. My Dad’s buying me a takeaway tomorrow though so I have that to look forward to. It’ll be from the Halal fast food place.

Sorry for going on and on and on and on! Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Huh! I was wondering where that sock was?

Unfortunately, Flo hasn’t seen the last of Andy. (Maybe she should have tossed him into the canal.)

May hap she is coming to her senses.

Yeah! To move somewhere else.