Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 21, 2022

Andy has no alibi regardless.

No picture, didn’t happen

a bit paranoid here Monsieur Andy?!?!

That’d be me. I flatly refuse to own one. So-called “smartphones” are the complete death of privacy, and then one pays to be invaded like that besides! Lunatic!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny for our HERO Mr Andrew Capp these modern gizmos are a drawback :o) , my avatar again is a picture of my birth sign Leo roaring his head off because he’s in a god mood like I am, how was your day? our day should be a little busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping to do or errands to run, just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s cold outside , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady.

Andy needs a waterproof phone due to his frequent canal visits!

Welcome to the 21st Century where there are more cameras per capita than Mexican Restaurants.

What scrapbook that would make: Capp stinking drunk, Capp brawling in the pub, Capp in the canal, Capp roaring out songs on the street past midnight, and finally, Capp in a cell!!

BTW, today’s my birthday, so please—be nice!!

I would be interested to know Andy’s thoughts about CCTVs. Privacy was nice while it lasted!

It’s all a matter of perspective.

Kids today gotta use nicknames to confound authorities. I’m old school, I don’t know nobody.

Ah yes. Fondly reminiscing about something that happened 30 seconds ago. I blame Edmond Land.

How else are they gonna post pictures of their food on-line.

" A picture’s worth a thousand words " In Andy’s case, it used to be his mug shots … but nowadays … with every one of his peccadillos and mishaps captured on somebody’s phone, Andy’s pratfalls, crawls, and canal capers are seen within seconds and are internet sensations.

I am surprised, I always thought Andy was rather proud of his lifestyle and had few regrets or concerns. Anyway, who are you going to believe Andy or your lying eyes.

I love my Smartphone. But I don’t text while I walk. I’m rarely in that much of a hurry where I have to do both. Haha.

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

Like I said yesterday, I stayed at home today because I was going to call RJM. We had the most amazing chat as usual. I woke up just before 7am this morning with horrific Hay Fever symptoms. My eyes and nose were streaming, throat itchy and a lot of sneezing! So I had to take an antihistamine. And I had to suck on some chocolate to soothe my throat. Believe it or not, it worked. Chocolate is the cure all.

Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering. Please keep your fingers crossed that the Chocolate flavoured Weetabix Breakfast Drink is available in the Post Office/Newsagents tomorrow. I had the Vanilla one last week but it didn’t even come close to the Chocolate one. I still enjoyed it. It’s also KFC day as well.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

I’m probably one of the few people who still takes pictures with an actual camera. To be fair, it’s a digital camera.

A picture is worth a thousand words, unfortunately none of them are “not guilty”.