Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for May 27, 2023

wha. … says who!!!? o_O

How about you keep Andy and I’ll go Big Betty’s Bail money?

Big Betty is worth more than one Andy Flo!

Nice try, Flo!!! Nice try, BUT ….. no CEE-gar!!

;-)

Lock him up anyway!

Wow, this is definitely a new kind of prisoner swap! :D

Prisoner ADD, yes; but SWAP……sorry.

Well—just throw the worthless bum in jail anyway, Officer. At least Flo (and the rest of the town) will be at peace tonight.

Well, since they obviously won’t make any babies anyway, Flo would probably be better off with Big Betty.

Something Kinky Going on Here.

In that case, he’s all your for free. Keep Big Betty.

Nice try, Flo. Good on ya. Now drag him home and thrash him vigorously about the neck and shoulders.

Well, at least she gave it a try.

Thank you Eldo of the Future for today’s classics.

Andy looks the worse for wear because Big Betty pummeled him earlier in the evening, as requested by Flo.

Why not?

Silly… Have we ever seen Big Betty in trouble with the law before? If not, then beyond silly…. I’m wondering if this is a record for Cappers being put in Gulag. Free Eldo!

At this point Andy would not object!

That would not be Betty Boop, would it?

Just leave him Flo, he looks ready for the clink anyway. You might even save him from a dip in the canal.

Depends on what Big Betty is in the hoosegow for.

Is Big Betty related to Fat Stan? Let’s see some more of them!

It was worth a shot, Flo.

seeing as Andy’s reputation is always on the fritz

What did Big Betty do to get locked up?