Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 17, 2023

Of course Flo misinterpreted who Chalkie was talking about.

Is there disability insurance in the UK like in the US?

I mean for people who are REALLY disabled—not lazy, worthless bums like Capp!!

Excellent Flo! Beautiful comeback

Doctor’s have to make a living, too.

Any doctor would be grumpy, dealing with Andy on a long-term basis.

When Andy was a lad in prep school, he nicked a blank script from the doctor’s pad and wrote himself a note excusing him from gym classes for the year because of a bad back. Based on Actual Events… only it wasn’t Andy who did it. Told to The Count by a friend.

If only Andy worked as hard as he works to not work…

Andy shirk could use another sick note.

Too bad the U.K. don’t have the Doc in the Box walk-in clinics that used to be so popular with the pill heads in Florida. For a few quid Andy could make the rounds and collect a bunch of Excuse Him Work scripts.

Sick note?? What is this — high school?

A doctor that does fake sick notes for people? That raises an ethics issue.

That Doc needs a Doc.

Maybe the Doctor should give Andy a prescription to go jump in the canal.

Do addicts in the UK get put on social services or disability? Andy would certainly qualify for it.