I have mentioned in two replies that Andy spends a lot of time in a pub before he is chucked out. Perhaps it takes them so long to chuck Andy out that it does cover about half the time that he is in the pub.
Wat a cannard, he spends one quarter of his time getting chucked out (flying is much faster than walking) the other quarter of his time he is either in jail, the canal, or asleep at home
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
ain’t that the truth
seanfear over 1 year ago
tsk tsk tsk …. jealousy at its best
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
let alone his canal time and his time on the pitch!
snsurone76 over 1 year ago
Don’t forget that the lazy bum sleeps all day while his long-suffering wife scrubs people’s floors to earn a living—which he steals as beer money!!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
That doesn’t leave much time for a bit of bitters.
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Purple suit’s back
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
By golly that place is jolly.
littlejohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
And don’t forget gaol time.
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
I have mentioned in two replies that Andy spends a lot of time in a pub before he is chucked out. Perhaps it takes them so long to chuck Andy out that it does cover about half the time that he is in the pub.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago
Every pub has its share of undesirable customers. But opinions vary as to which ones they are, and I’m not naming names.
boniface22 over 1 year ago
Purple hat to match the purple suit. Must be a new fashion. As for the guy in the snot green suit………..
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
With an occasional dip in the canal and trip to the nick.
ladykat over 1 year ago
True.
PaulLeckner over 1 year ago
What about his time in gaol / jail?
Linguist over 1 year ago
This gag does not hold up to the critical scrutiny of our astute contributors and is definitely not Smythe-worthy!
petermerck over 1 year ago
Or at the track, or in the canal. You see him everywhere but work.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
He doth exaggerate, but, as the saying goes, what goes in must come out. And sometimes forceably.
h.v.greenman over 1 year ago
Wat a cannard, he spends one quarter of his time getting chucked out (flying is much faster than walking) the other quarter of his time he is either in jail, the canal, or asleep at home
Buckeye67 over 1 year ago
Well, in his own way Andy can certainly be considered reliable.
Number Three over 1 year ago
Keeping it equal. That’s the way.
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tad1 over 1 year ago
Doesn’t he also spend a certain percentage of time falling into canals?
PaulGoes over 1 year ago
Don’t forget jail and canal time
CorkLock over 1 year ago
Andy Capp, he’s our man. If anyone can – Andy Capp can.