Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 10, 2023

i call this “practical dating,” Flo.

and yet you married him anyway Flo…whose fault is that?

Flo must have lived next door.

Capp only dated women with alliterate names?? Makes me wonder what Flo’s maiden name is.

And what is Corporation Road nearer to—a local pub??

Another drink, and with chalk in hand, the vagabond began,To sketch a face that well might buy the soul of any man.Then, as he placed another lock upon that shapely head,With a fearful shriek, he leaped and fell across the picture — dead!

Lovely Hartlepool.

Did Reg really get Andy Capp from Handicap? Really cute play on accent.

Now that defines lazy…really does!

Don’t forget Betty Warren from Bacon Walk.

And ended up with Flo Flotsam because she lived right down the block and across the canal from The Rose and Crown. Dilly! Dilly!

So Florrie’s maiden name started with an F, did it?

Did Doris do the dumping, or did Andy accelerate the action?

And where did you live, Flo?

Corporation Road, that’s closest he came to a business address.

we call that a geographical desireable!

So how did Flo get stuck with him?

I wonder where Flo lived then?

xxx

@Everyone

I start my new job tomorrow. Don’t worry, I am still going to have time to comment here. Wish me Luck!

Unfortunately for Flo, She’s the one who married him.

And she was stupid enough to marry him.