Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 16, 2023

Well, Andy will never sleep this one off. His nemesis getting the cushy job of sleeping on the job and getting paid for it. Will Nosher spread the word or not? Heck yeah.

Andy was asleep at the switch and so now he can’t be asleep at…oh never mind

the guy Andy always brawls with? mamma mia, the next brawl will be so intense

Purple buildings and purple suits and a hung over old coot.

Capp is as immature and self-centered as one who was born yesterday!!

Is Nosher someone we non-UK folks should know?

Professional sleeper? Where do i sign up?

And, when the sleeper wakes up, he’s expected to make periodic visits to the local pub. Those visits are “all expenses paid”. Andy’s skepticism will cost him.

It might have been funny to have him accept the job and then find a way to ruin it. After all, from Capp’s point of view, sleeping and being paid for it is a win-win. He doesn’t have to “work” and he gets money for beer and the races.

A professional sleeper? Yah, keep dreamin’!

Bait and switch, Andy, don’t fall for it. There’s really no such thing as a Test Pilot in a Mattress Factory.

Andy’s hasty decisions really do cost him!

Now, I really think Andy would consider being a taster at a brewery.

Call him back and explain it was a joke.

Well. Nice try.

Mattress Tester

He could use Lil Abner as a reference.

…when a thing is too good to be true,it probably is.

Be sure to thank Nosher Andy, in your usual way.

Look up the word incorrigible in the dictionary and see a picture of Andy Capp’s face.

Now, a professional drinker – he might have believed that one.

the word work is not in his vocabulary no matter what kind it is. One exception would be beer taster.

It’s probably just as well, I am sure Andy could even screw up professional sleeper job.

‘e don’t need a reason…

Is Professional Sleeper an actual profession? Looked it up. Turned out it actually is.

Sounds like a snoozer.

You cannot offer any JOB to Andy. Call it something different. JOB is a swear word to Andy (a 3 letter word).

There are a number of videos on You Tube showing massage techniques. The model is getting an hour-long massage.

Man, that looked like a really tough gig!