Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 22, 2023

Still got it but for ever shorter periods of time.

he’s there for the run really not to score anything

“…and then heads for the nearest pub and gets completely stinko!!”

That’s not all my good sir, tell him more Flo.

It’s got That?

I am still watching the reruns of “Last of the Summer Wine” on Freeview Channel 20 here in the UK. Tonight’s episodes will be the one where Compo died offscreen after the actor who played him had died in real life and the episode between Compo’s death and Compo’s funeral. Tomorrow night’s episodes will be the funeral episode and the one in which Compo’s son Tom first appeared. He was played by Bill Owen’s son Tom Owen.

We don’t know what he’s got, but he still got it. And we don’t know if it’s treatable.

I give ‘im credit for tryin’.

At first glance The Count thought it said “IS THAT YOUR ANDY OVER THERE PLAYING FOOTBALL, FLOP”

The get up and go, got up and went.

Nothing a pint of ale wont fix.

But then “it” realizes what it’s doing.

Right now, Andy feels like “It” warmed over.

Too many pints have caused that……….

Been heavy lately with the purple, wooo!

With people like Andy on the team is there any wonder they haven’t won a game.

Another “heads up” moment.

Long time ago there was a phenom called the “it girl.” Don’t think “it” is anywhere close in this situation.

C’mon, Andy..I REALLY don’t wanna be around when your liver explodes at 80 MegaTons.

Nor MINE!!

Imagine how he would be if he hadn’t quit smoking.

“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.”

Hangovers will do that to you.