Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 27, 2024

tsk… it’s not a school, Jack.

Well, they can scrap their plans for today.

when a crump crowd becomes a clump cloud, you know it’s a big fight!

If the pub is still closed, why is the front door open?

Jack, you idiot.

See no evil! There is no evil.

His hat flies off, and then magically sits back on his brainbox.

Mr. Bash and Mr. Biff are at it again.

Quantum mechanics. You can observe Andy’s cap by itself or you can see the cap on Andy’s head, but you can’t observe Andy in isolation.

Schrodinger had his cat, Andy has his cap.

I am with Jack they would keep people away from his pub

It always ends in a tie…….

Bash, Biff and Clunk, the scrapper brothers!

They’re getting an early start on the scrapping.

You’re only hurting yourself, Jack. Figure it out!

Why should the other customers suffer though? Bad move, Jack.

xxx

Looks like Andy and his opponent will have to get drunk somewhere else.

No entrance to the pub? That’ll hit harder than the worst haymaker.