Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 22, 2024

A drafty cellar

Liquid entertainment.

he made a discovery, lady… and he ain’t sharing the glory with anyone! o_O

After the worthless bum spends a year or more in jail for drinking all the booze in the cellar!!

I don’t think Jack will be too thrilled!!

Assuming it’s the Rose and Crown!

Some time, for Andy, could be weeks depending on how many barrels of ale are down there!!

Neither old-time vaudeville nor Guitar Bob would trot out a joke this weak…..

How long will he be in there?

Good luck ever getting him out of there.

May not return until sunrise. Taking inventory requires verifying the contents of each barrel.

Good for what ales him!

Send a St Bernard down to him. Andy will refill his little barrel.

A clever chap indeed. A false fall into the cellar to relieve Jack of some of his secret inventory. A few nips for Andy between pints I say.

A new twist on breaking and entering – accidentally fell into Pub cellar and sampled 8 barrels of lager and beer and 12 bottles of ale before being rescued.

It’s where Jack keeps the beer and ale stored so it will be a perfect 60º when they bring it up. Dilly! Dilly!

Andy sometimes has bad dreams. This isn’t one of them.

It seems that Andy does have a lucky streak……..

Andy stumbled upon Paradise.

Andy Capp obviously isn’t Jesus but he can change a lot of ale into pizz!

He’s in his happy place.

What a friend Chalkie is, instead of rescuing him, he delivers the message to Flo that he won’t be home is awhile.

And here I thought heaven was the other direction — silly me.

Sorry but I just can’t imagine Flo saying the word “Gosh”

xxx

Happy Earth day, Cappers!

He should have Cirrhosis of the liver by now.

Promise?

What a good place for Andy to fall down instead of the canal