I live near Madawaska, Maine…..about as far north in Maine as you can get. It’s a small town with a population just over 4K. Back in the eighties there was Loring Air Force Base just south of town forty miles. All the fly boys would come to town to meet up with all the Canadian girls looking for fly boys. Madawaska boasted 33 bar joints back in the day! When Loring closed it ruined the economy ….. no more fly boys and only one or two bars remain.
Osan Air Base, South Korea. Had a list of over 40 bars/restaurants walking distance outside the Base Main Gate. We took Green Beans out their first night from 5 pm till about midnight. One quick beer or bottle of Oscar bathtub wine in each joint we hit and move along. Green Bean Wasted. Welcome to Osan. Lot of Military young guys married during their 18 months there. Yep.
Reminiscent of the old gag about the riverboat captain who claims to be an expert on the river, and to know the location of every sandbar. When his boat slams into one, he says, “See? There’s one now.”
seanfear about 1 month ago
of course he can find his way around with his eyes closed – from the canal.
snsurone76 about 1 month ago
Jack is thinking, “Good riddance to bad rubbish!”
blunebottle about 1 month ago
Just how many pubs are there in Hartlepool?
Cornelius Noodleman about 1 month ago
I wish I had a pig and a whistle.
Grandma Lea about 1 month ago
they need to try Scarborough larges pub per capita in England
BenGMan about 1 month ago
Why would someone build a canal there?
bobwigg761 about 1 month ago
We all know who will be paying once they arrive at their destinations.
Egrayjames about 1 month ago
I live near Madawaska, Maine…..about as far north in Maine as you can get. It’s a small town with a population just over 4K. Back in the eighties there was Loring Air Force Base just south of town forty miles. All the fly boys would come to town to meet up with all the Canadian girls looking for fly boys. Madawaska boasted 33 bar joints back in the day! When Loring closed it ruined the economy ….. no more fly boys and only one or two bars remain.
Mediatech about 1 month ago
What a stupid place to leave a canal.
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Osan Air Base, South Korea. Had a list of over 40 bars/restaurants walking distance outside the Base Main Gate. We took Green Beans out their first night from 5 pm till about midnight. One quick beer or bottle of Oscar bathtub wine in each joint we hit and move along. Green Bean Wasted. Welcome to Osan. Lot of Military young guys married during their 18 months there. Yep.
CorkLock about 1 month ago
Free ELDO. Lot of great posters gone. Malta Artie. Number 3, post in a blue moon.
wheaters about 1 month ago
The average British town has hundreds.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Andy can find the canal every time!
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
He meant landmarks and watermarks.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 month ago
But it’s not a landmark….it’s a water mark.
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
Reminiscent of the old gag about the riverboat captain who claims to be an expert on the river, and to know the location of every sandbar. When his boat slams into one, he says, “See? There’s one now.”
tad1 about 1 month ago
I think I’ve seen a similar joke in a classic Andy Capp comic.
david.reichert about 1 month ago
The best “Canal” joke ever.