Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 21, 2024

After which they stared each other down for a few minutes until Jack finally gave in.

Just dump it on his head, Jack!

By proper cash do you mean those pound notes with the picture of the old lady, or the ones with the dude with big ears.

beggars don’t set conditions, Andy…

OUT !

He’d much rather have a proper customer!

Throw him out, Jack.

NOT! How to win friends and influence people.

There’s nothing proper in this comic.

Yeah, Andy, I empathize. I once told the cashier at the market I wanted to pay for the imitation crab with imitation money and it did not go over well.

Jack should have poured Andy a glass of water and told him to wait until it fermented. Keep your worthless IOU and I will keep my sorry beer.

Oooooo, snap! To the dustbin again, Andy!

Andy brings his own IOUs?

A true gentlemen these days Capp is. Using an IOU instead of cadging all night. A fine citizen of the crown this evening.

Once Andy’s mates arrive, his presence will be profitable.

if Jack has more customers like Andy his days a bar keep are numbered!

If Andy had bet the Bengals and taken the points yesterday, like The Count, Andy would be £146 ahead this morning because the Browns place kicker missed an extra point making it a seven point win for the Bengals. The spread was six points. Dilly! Dilly!

“Charity Begins At Home” … so go home, Andy!