Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 24, 2024

officer … you should’ve placed him under some window and the people will take care of the rest ….

So, why didn’t the bobby just arrest him there for disturbing the peace? Or does he just likes to see the drunken bum fall into the canal??

He should form a duet with Guitar Bob.

I’ll have one for th road, nevermind it’s al ready laid out.

Frank Sinatra and Andy’s creator Reg Smythe both died in 1998.

Sing Far Far Away.

All the songs are on my USB!

Andy’s doing a better little better job than Frank but Frank’s been dead 26 years.

Sour fruit medley?

The timing of that particular medley is pretty bad.

Talent and energy despair…

When you’re as sotted as Andy, you think you can croon like Andy Williams or at least as “Old Blue Eyes”.

Too bad Andy doesn’t have a daughter and then they could do a duet of “Something Stupid”.

More like “Disturbing the peace!”

If you’re wondering why he doesn’t run him for disturbing the peace he’d just torture them with his waling at the jailhouse.

And he complains about guitar Bob.

I was heading for the canal, officer. Ya wanna hear the medley from underwater?

Travesty, abomination. Tomato tomahto

Somewhere, Old Blue Eyes is weeping.

As bad as Guitar Bob?