Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for November 04, 2024

So—will HE buy Eddie a pint or two?? I rather doubt it.

Such a coincidence

and Eddie didn’t doubt a bit of how Andy got cash? (hmm he needs a brain transplant)

No plastic up here. Now can Andy get his wallet open without letting too many moths out or did they smother years ago?

That twenty “quid” …. won’t go far, Mr. Capp!!!

;-)

…especially these days!

Finders keepers, losers weepers.

Andy doesn’t have an honest bone in his body! Like too many people today he wouldn’t tell his mate, who he always bums off of, that he found his money!

My brother accidentally threw out my wallet with the trash nearly 2 years ago. It had all my then current credit cards, my driver’s licence, Air Force I/D, pilot’s licence, all my personal info. But, most especially, it contained my departed Mother’s best photo. Never returned.

My grandfather told a story of some friends of his who were out walking one day and accidentally dropped two twenty dollar bills on a street corner. when they discovered the missing bills, they realised where they had dropped them, went back and searched to no avail. This was in the early 1900’s, so $40 was a significant loss.

Many, many years later, they were at a party and overheard another couple tell a story of finding two twenties lying on that street corner…

So it’s not quite “cash of your own”, Andy.

Not like Andy to even admit he had any.

Try paying down your tab, Mooch !

It’s nice to share with friends

Andy’s a big talker with cash in his pocket. Now buy Fast Eddie a pint as a way of thanks Andy. Finders keepers – Losers weepers.

C’mon Andy, fess up, or at least buy him a pint!

Andy probably still will cadge so others would not hit him up for payment on his debts which are many. He’s a sly, one, that Andy!

Does Andy even HAVE a wallet?

Finders Keepers, Losers Drier.

And the chances are nil that he’ll buy one for him!

A bum, a thief and dishonest. Not surprising.

When Jack finds out he has money he won’t have it anymore.

Congrats, Andy. You’ve hit rock bottom.

But we certainly won’t tell Eddie.

The UK never did use Euros, did they?

My, what a coincidence.

Leave it to Andy to find Eddie’s twenty pounds