Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 14, 1997
Transcript:
Caption says, "From the legal thriller.. 'A Time to Bill'." Gene is in charged of the firm's money. His bad conscience says, "It's all dirty money! Man, it'd be like a good deed.." Gene's good conscience says, "You wouldn't be the first bright, young attorney to rationalize theft!" Gene asks, "And who are you?" He replies, "I'm your conscience!" Good conscience says, "Oh, please! Let's try to get through this without any lame lawyer jokes!"