Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 27, 2003

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    NaGrom Premium Member 7 months ago

    I thought this only happened to newly-weds? At their 25th Anniversay dinner friends of mine revealed their second night of the honemoon she had woken around 4am and thought, “there’s a man in my bed! My mother is going to kill me.” She drew back her legs and shoved him in the back with all her strength. Launched her new husband out of the bed and halfway across the room. He woke just before he hit the carpet. Then she remembered their wedding. The marriage survived…

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    Willameano Premium Member 6 months ago

    One night I woke up when my wife kicked me. She kicked me because I wouldn’t stop squirting her with a water bottle…in her dream!

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    MattMan_1_00  4 months ago

    No, but my mom woke my dad up with her elbow when he accidentally kicked her in his sleep!

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