Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 10, 2013

Janis, Janis, Janis….You don’t have a clue, do you? Men don’t even see the swim suit. They are barely aware you even have one on! They look right through them….They imagine in great detail everything under the suit..Yes, all the favorite parts…! Everything! Seriously, even the tiny parts….Ahem, every man but me, of course…….I’m a gentleman….

Hmmm…I’ve read the comments and I still don’t get it!

@typsi She’s feeling remorse over how brazen she was in her choice of swim suits in her younger, daring years.

Don’t forget Janis sunbathed naked without any clothes.

Comic Minister: If you insist on naked, without clothes is the best way to do it.

Is she worried that Google Maps is watching her?

I like tan lines…highlights the good parts.

Women dress to impress other women. Except when they are trying to snag a man, they don’t really give a damn what a guy thinks.

Women dress to impress other women. Except when they are trying to snag a man, they don’t really give a damn what a guy thinks.

D’oh! Hit the Submit button twice by mistake.

Yeah, Janis, just be glad we didn’t then have the social media tools we have now!

Since when does she even wear a suit, much less a Mom suit, when hiding behind the bushes?