Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 08, 2015

everything my wife acquired before she met me was given to her by her grandparents or extremely expensive. But if SHE accidently breaks one of them, she’ll say “oh I didn’t pay much for that”

Some of my favorite ornaments are cute little ones I bought on sale at Big Lots for 15 to 25 cents twenty years ago………

This is Hubby and me. I can remember where, when, why and with whom. But I had to give up a marvelous career because I became ill and lost the ability to work with numbers. Fortunately, he can add and subtract.

I remember the year when I cut myself on a broken ornament, got shocked with the lights, the year the tree tipped over, Rudy the cat got stuck in the tree lights, etc etc…..

When I told my wife that I just did not remember things that she said accused me of lying. I just don’t remember a lot of things she does.

She should ask him if he remembers the last time he got lucky. I’ll bet he would have the right answer for that. We tend to remember those things that are important to us.

Men hate this game! Most of them can’t remember where or when they got anything.