Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 02, 2017

“I also need to go down to the hardware store, and have some new keys made up.”

Busted!

She’d better stop him before he strands them both!

Arlo, use a screwdriver! Better yet, use the paint can “keys” they give away w/ paint cans… there’s 3-4 of then lying around in our garage.

Better yet, hire a pro to do the painting. If a job’s worth doing, it’s worth hiring a pro to do it right. Also, if a pro messes up, your spouse/significant other can’t blame you and make your life miserable for the next five years, bringing it up again and again.

HIring someone else means never having to say you’re sorry.

A former GF broke the tip off of one of my best knives trying to use it to open a paint can. I had shown her on several occasions where the paint can opener was.

Arlo suffers rom a common male memory lapse. There’s a right tool for every job but we forget where we put it when we used it last.

Janis must be holding one of those new invisible remotes or smartphones in panel 1. Just in time for Christmas.

Keys are good tools but they are uni-taskers.

A key works great on packaging tape….

duh, that’s what screwdrivers are for!

Wait…why is the door locked when they are home that he would have to knock to be let in? very confused