Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 22, 2019

? Listening to faucet run made him “go”?

ME # TWO !

Ah, yes. One of the surest signs of being a rapidly aging Boomer.

“Well, as long as we’re both up…”

He might have tried, “While you’re in there, pee for me, too.”

Hey! It might work.

A couple of times I had “looking for a bathroom” dreams instead of waking up. They seemed to go on forever!

Darn BPH,anyway ;(

Once, following surgery, I wasn’t able to urinate and was not going to be released until I did! I asked the nurse assistant if he would turn the water on It might help and he said “hot or cold?” ;o[

Sometimes, I mess with my wife when she’s just about asleep by asking her if she’s sure she doesn’t need to go. Never fails.

Gee, now I gotta go.

I like cold water that stands a bit so I have it in the refrigerator and get it myself being the only person there.

Same thing happens when my cat hears me scooping out the litter box.

3:00 a.m. wake up call every morning.