Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 14, 2019

If a tree falls on your house and there’s no insurance adjuster there to hear it, is it still covered?

Arlo’s off his game in this arc! He is growing old!

I’d be more concerned about standing under the oak and getting hit by acorns.

“unlikely?”

The concern is REAL. I used to live in a little valley surrounded by huge oak trees. Always worried that the ones behind my house (leaning toward my house!) would one day fall on it. Fast forward to Hurricane Sandy. Two trees fell…one on the neighbor’s house to the right of me and one on the neighbor’s house to the LEFT of me. I was the lucky one. That time. Figured it was time to sell before my luck ran out. I lived there for 33 years…..

I know a grumpy old man who turned into a grumpy old woman. Wife was not amused and filed for divorce.

Tell me about it. My Chevy Cruze looks like it has small pox. Anyone know the easiest way to get rid of about 10,000 acorns? I’m about to start breeding squirrels.

Question. WHY should it fall? Oaks are known to live many many years. What is all the worry about?

Anybody know a clever name for a female curmudgeon?

No, I’m serious… and keep the suggestions clean (sorta).

Uh, no Arlo. You’re not helping.

Arlo, be careful where you step.

In other words, Arlo is turning into a grumpy old man, Janis has been grumpy all along.

Biologically unlikely she won’t turn into a man?!??!!? The most controversial thing I’ve ever read.

Out of the acorn,the mighty oak tree grows.I have a weeping willow ;~|

Why don’t people reinforce their trees instead of just chopping it down and adding to the carbon dioxide?

If the two of them decide to cut down the tree, doesn’t that mean that they’ll have to split up?

I, for one, am thoroughly confused with this week’s episode.

Who’s on first?

No comment from Jackie, or from Ghost? Let’s hope they are okay. Or maybe they are fed up, as some of us are, somewhat, with this tiresome topic.