Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for August 25, 2021

Ach Soooo… The old theory of Relativity. Did you fall to the Earth? OR Did the Earth run into you?

I don’t know is on third!

Janis found her fall on her derrière amusing . . . until Arlo apprised her of the gravity of the situation.

Baby’s got back.

A meeting of the masses.

There was a recent study about women and how they feel about their asses, and the results were quite interesting.

30% of women think their ass is way too fat

10% of women think their ass is way too skinny

And the remaining 60% said they didn’t care, that they love him, he’s a good man and that they wouldn’t trade him for the world.

And you all missed that Janis just sat down with a funny look on her face, saying she doesn’t feel so good! I hope it’s just a repky to Arlo’s not-helping comment & not an injury!

…reply…my keyboard is too touch-sensitive…

I get that reaction quite often from my wife—usually for twisting the perspective like Arlo just did. Great job JJ!

She’s hurt! This is a trip to urgent care.

Janis’s bottom is swattable as far as Arlo is concerned. Heh heh heh. >;-)

Sometimes Arlo is just a jerk!

Janis’s comment is similar to “Am I too fat”. Time to change the subject. Although Arlo came up with a pretty good reply.

Just little cushion fer the pushin’.

Reality, Arlo-Style..

Everyone knows it’s good to have a little “junk in the trunk” when conditions are slippery.

Now she’s going to kick some butt…

Read the room, Arlo.

No need to be a sore @$$

OK, she appears to be hurting after all. Not uncommon as we get older. But my question is – where did the chair come from?

Love comics in color. That blue really pops!

I just hope Janis will be OK. She looked a little shook up there for a bit.

Janis is lucky. I slipped and landed on the floor and cracked two bones in my back.

I remember trying to explain to my father-in-law that gravity is a weak force. He would use Janis as an example to counter.

On Earth gravity rules.

he just had to say something, thinking he was saying something positive to join in her enthusiasm when all he was doing was just the opposite the more he talked or was that just his way of telling her she HAD put on a few pounds.

Uh, oh – I hope J is ok!

A friend of mine had a similar accident recently, although the actual cause was more interesting. After a very bad collision between the ground and her derriere, she is going to need surgery on one of her lower discs. I hope Janis, even though she is fictional, doesn’t have an injury this bad. :-(