Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 03, 2024

True. Blecch!

What are you feeding him? What are you not feeding him? The cat or the kid, take your pick. I do know my kid never got fur balls.

And you have to clean up their poop.

Nothing cuter than curled up sleeping cat.

Need grandchildren?

Sometimes when our cats throw up it’s like they’re auditioning for the Exorcist.

My girls very seldom throw up, fortunately. I used to have one that did it all the time!

I had a Siamese cat named Beau who would throw up pretty much any time you looked at him funny. His “pet name” was Urk McGurk…

I “inherited” my wife’s three, count ’em, three cats. One of them is pretty bad about whorking up the contents in his stomach to the point of where I have asked for a spot carpet cleaner for Christmas.

JJ: One of your best!

I’ll take the 3 year old……

Are you sure? lol

I once had a cat that would sleep all the time (as they all do). One day, while he was sleeping, I went over to him and hollered “WAKE UP, LOOK ALIVE, DO SOMETHING”. Well, he did just that. He woke up, hissed at me, and went back to sleep.

Haha, I’ve always thought something similar…What’s the definition of an angel? A toddler sleeping.  What’s the definition of the devil? That same toddler awake!

Scientists now tell us that it is not the cat hair that people are allergic to, it is the dried cat saliva on the hair that causes the allergic reaction.

Had just such a surprise this morning when I got up. Luckily I saw it before stepping in it.

One of ours is an older cat, about 15 years. But he has always had a rather weak stomach.

Warning – CATS stands for “Cantankerous As*es That Sleep”. (bad-tempered, argumentative, and uncooperative)