I was only under surveillance once in my life — by a scurvy little man who followed me all around an almost deserted five-and dime-store.(I was innocent.) However he didn’t accost me, and later it occurred to me that he was probably only interested in mygorgeous body!
Years ago, when I was in high school, a couple of the Football Players Shoplifted a Console TV on a Bet. (They Returned it half an hour later, after the Bet was settled).The thing they found Funniest was that the Store Manager Held the Door for them as they carried it Out. Needless to say, that store manager was Not his Bosses favourite employee when the story came out..Yeah, Stupid thing to do, but there WERE Football Players and this was back in the days before people understood the word Concussion…
blunebottle about 9 years ago
I always take my hands out of my pockets to show they’re empty.
miscreant about 9 years ago
I was always just cutting through to get to the car.
goweeder about 9 years ago
I was only under surveillance once in my life — by a scurvy little man who followed me all around an almost deserted five-and dime-store.(I was innocent.) However he didn’t accost me, and later it occurred to me that he was probably only interested in mygorgeous body!
Tarredandfeathered about 9 years ago
Years ago, when I was in high school, a couple of the Football Players Shoplifted a Console TV on a Bet. (They Returned it half an hour later, after the Bet was settled).The thing they found Funniest was that the Store Manager Held the Door for them as they carried it Out. Needless to say, that store manager was Not his Bosses favourite employee when the story came out..Yeah, Stupid thing to do, but there WERE Football Players and this was back in the days before people understood the word Concussion…