Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 24, 2016

Just keep drinking you old souse, and the hangover will never come.

I’m making pasta, organic whole wheat pasta. See 2 days ago December the 22th for my infamous pasta sauce recipe.

Aunty, are you trying to tell us you don’t drink on Dec. 23rd???

That’s Aunty – the picture of discretion.

I know someone who starts cooking the turkey on Christmas eve on a low heat. It’s a case of putting it in the oven and off to the pub!