Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 12, 2018

No thanks, Aunty. I don’t accept gifts from strangers or strange people.

My, my . . .

They appreciate it.

In that case absence can only breed indifference.

You just don’t do it enough.

Well you know what they say …”Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.” (Glug, glug, glug…)

They don’t know what they’re missing Aunty!

Well, I’m waiting. You’re still present.

Aunty, you’re way too generous… not!