Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 12, 2018

Now, how am I going to explain my veteran problems and oncoming dementia?

Everybody wants to change the world, but nobody wants to change the freakin’ toilet roll!

Don’t believe! It’s a TRAP! ;o)

According to the original patent for rolled toilet paper granted in 1895, the paper is to go over the top of the roll, not out from behind.

Aunty, please provide authoritative, scientific citations to support your thesis. There is conflicting evidence.

IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE JOB DONE BY YOUR RESIDENT HOUSEHOLD POLTERGEIST… sorry I mean wife

Not changing the roll is a sign of brain damage.

Hmmmmmm, interesting Theory, but I’m not taking any chances!

Whoever doesn’t change the paper (or at least put out a new roll) should be forced to use their bare hand and then lick the hand clean.

Tell that to my wife. She’s the one who puts it on the counter instead of the roll holder