Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 18, 2018

Sage advice.

Play your cards right, Aunty….. how about a quick game of stud.

Sometimes 3 fingers (plus thumb), sometimes 4. Not often both.

I have my king. I’m not reshuffling.

So, what do you do with a one eyed jack?

And King’s with axes?

In your case the joke is on him, Aunty card sharp.

Sorry, I didn’t realize today’s comic was ladies only.

Wait a minute, I just realized that joker looks like Walt.

What if you end up with the suicide king (king of hearts)?

Kings are pushy, the joker is whatever you need him to be. Jack needs a coke. Always remember that knights in shining armor wear iron gloves.

Easier to train #1 than it is to re-train a #2….Just sayin’..

But, when you are stuck with the Batman’s Joker, you need to shuffle Very Fast.