Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for September 20, 2018

Just be glad spiders don’t, Aunty!

Flight changes everything.

So what? Just makes it more difficult to swat them with a slipper.

Speak for yourself, coward.

Aunty, I’d be far more worried about that Brown Recluse spider crawling around inside your pink hair.

Little Birdie, In the Sky,

Why’d you do that In My Eye?

Oh how glad am I,

That Elephants can’t Fly!

I have never seen a cockroach fly! Not saying they can’t, I’ve just never witnessed it and I’m OK with that! ;o|

Why not buy a gecko, Aunty?

Spiders will go after roaches, not you.