Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 03, 2018

Welcome to the club, Aunty.

That’s only fitting, Aunty.

The nice thing about getting old is that you can wear whatever you want and not worry about it. People may laugh at you, but you don’t care anymore.

Aunty, that would either be Lane Bryant or Omar the Tent Maker.

Looking around at what a lot of people wear today…define “fits.”

Ah yes, the old Heftè Strapless…

That’s a stretch.

The single greatest thing about being retired is the lack of necessity for impressing anyone for any reason.

Mine is whatever passes the smell test.

I’ve been buying 90% of my clothes in the men’s department for 30 years. Men’s shirts (which I refuse to tuck in) are long enough to cover my butt, men’s jeans fit my straight-up-&-down bod better than women’s jeans ever did, & women’s shoes…well…they’re just hopeless when you have square feet…

I figure, if God meant for me to wear girl clothes, she’d have made me girl-shaped!

I that why a tent in in your style?

It’s OK right up until Aunty shows up on the WalMart Shoppers Hall Of Fame site.

The way I look at it, what goes around still fits.