Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for December 27, 2018

You’re more of a freakin’ fruitcake, Aunty!

Carrot Cake Cupcake…problem solved.

You are what you drink, Aunty.

These days, I’m mainly composed of chocolate.

Already got a muffin top.

Then, stop eating all those fruitcakes, Aunty.

How about a carrot cupcake?

Was that a dig at the Unstable Moron, Aunty? ☺

Let’s see… Muffins are round and fat, carrots are tall and thin.

I guess that makes me a donut?

“Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me.”

I’m with you Aunty!