Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for January 29, 2019

I know people like that, don’t you?

Here’s a hint: go with the mint. Tissue could become an issue!

And they often earn a lot of money, Aunty.

Here’s back at you, Aunty: Your body has only two moving parts and they are interchangeable.

Why not both?

This coming from a potty mouth.

I need my toilet paper, Aunty, here’s a breath mint… ☺

Business idea: Toilet paper with mint fragrance. Business slogan: Solves multiple problems in one stroke.