My sister accuses me with the statement, “Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional.” It fits. I’ve never acted my age in my entire life and I am not about to start now.
I gave her a card that said, “I have furniture disease. My chest fell into my drawers a long time ago.”
electricshadow Premium Member almost 6 years ago
No, after seeing this, my vision is BURNING!!!
Baba27 almost 6 years ago
If you think it’s perfect, that’s all that matters.
rockyland almost 6 years ago
This is why clothes were invented!!
DanFlak almost 6 years ago
My sister accuses me with the statement, “Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional.” It fits. I’ve never acted my age in my entire life and I am not about to start now.
I gave her a card that said, “I have furniture disease. My chest fell into my drawers a long time ago.”
I’m not old; 70 isn’t old if you’re a tree.
Marvin Premium Member almost 6 years ago
It is now!
milkweed6410 almost 6 years ago
BRAIN BLEACH!
cuzinron47 almost 6 years ago
All that wine is making you delusional.
WCraft Premium Member almost 6 years ago
And all those flawed-glass mirrors, too!
rAtkinson almost 6 years ago
My body is in perfect shape, Pear is a shape, right?
Airbender almost 6 years ago
She’s like me in that we both suffer from Donelops disease. It’s where it done lops over your belt. On the upside, mine isn’t as severe as hers.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 6 years ago
Good for you.
chromosome Premium Member almost 6 years ago
One needs beer goggles.