I’m 40% coffee and 20% sarcasm – and 40% diet soda. I wonder what her other 40% is.
Speaking of normal humans, you’ve got the equation wrong Aunty, but in your case, I’m compelled to agree!
I’d be betting more along the lines of 10% coffee and 90% sarcasm for you, Aunty!
The other 40% is hot air.
What percentage is wine, Aunty?
The unstated 40% is wine.
Huh. Mine’s 60% sarcasm. . .and that’s divided between 20% eye roll, 20% snort, and 20% sneer.
That doesn’t leave much room for the alcohol.
What, no hard alcohol?
Good lord Auntie, put on a bra.
Lucy Rudy over 5 years ago
I’m 40% coffee and 20% sarcasm – and 40% diet soda. I wonder what her other 40% is.
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Speaking of normal humans, you’ve got the equation wrong Aunty, but in your case, I’m compelled to agree!
blunebottle over 5 years ago
I’d be betting more along the lines of 10% coffee and 90% sarcasm for you, Aunty!
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 5 years ago
The other 40% is hot air.
pcolli over 5 years ago
What percentage is wine, Aunty?
Marvin Premium Member over 5 years ago
The unstated 40% is wine.
1953Baby over 5 years ago
Huh. Mine’s 60% sarcasm. . .and that’s divided between 20% eye roll, 20% snort, and 20% sneer.
cuzinron47 over 5 years ago
That doesn’t leave much room for the alcohol.
WCraft Premium Member over 5 years ago
What, no hard alcohol?
sandflea over 5 years ago
Good lord Auntie, put on a bra.