Winning the lottery is like opening a picnic basket in the woods; it attracts all kinds of unwanted pests. I wouldn’t broadcast it if I were you, Auntie.
Money changes everything. . .anybody remember the tv show "The Millionaire’? Also, a month or two ago, I one of my monthly magazines (WIRED, maybe?) had histories of people who’ve won the lottery. As I recall, most of them simply p*ssed (pardon the vulgarity) their winnings away buying stuff, and ended up right back where they started, or worse. Not one of them invested it or saved it. . .
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
WOW! Free ticket!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
“I’m gonna go out and buy me some real friends who’ll treat me like I deserve.”
Troglodyte about 5 years ago
It is called “Screw You money” for a good reason – enough money to be able to say “Screw you” to anybody!
Fred about 5 years ago
yes…
DanFlak about 5 years ago
Winning the lottery is like opening a picnic basket in the woods; it attracts all kinds of unwanted pests. I wouldn’t broadcast it if I were you, Auntie.
Marvin Premium Member about 5 years ago
Hey Loser! You’re not sorry at all!!
1953Baby about 5 years ago
Money changes everything. . .anybody remember the tv show "The Millionaire’? Also, a month or two ago, I one of my monthly magazines (WIRED, maybe?) had histories of people who’ve won the lottery. As I recall, most of them simply p*ssed (pardon the vulgarity) their winnings away buying stuff, and ended up right back where they started, or worse. Not one of them invested it or saved it. . .
stealth694 about 5 years ago
LOL Auntie with an attitude.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Do NOT say that to the IRS when/if you win!
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
We’re not, BYE.
karlykru Premium Member about 5 years ago
IF I won the lottery, I wouldn’t need any practice … of course one has to buy a lottery ticket to win and I’m too practical to buy one! :-)
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 5 years ago
You’ll win 10 British pounds and be none the richer!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
And if you do then get some experienced person to handle the money or else you will be destroyed by it.
poopsypoo Premium Member about 5 years ago
I practice all the time. I even think about how my house would look after the renovation!!! Bummer!