Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for February 28, 2020

Evidence at the scene points to an unknown avian.

Love it!

Don’t get into a flap about it, Aunty!

Angels don’t wear wings; they wear nurses’ caps.

“Try” to wear them. But they’re a misfit; is that the word I’m looking for, Aunty?

Aunty, in your case wouldn’t those be bat wings?

I hadn’t those wings, Aunty dear. . .

Just us your horns.

Cue Elvis singing: “She Looks Like an Angel.”