Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for March 08, 2020

They’re giving you $20 to put your clothes back on?

I’d pay £50 to erase the image from my overburdened memory!

Oh Lordy, please unring that bell…PLEASE!!

Why Auntie you little hussey! ;o]

If you have no panties?

Step away from that pole!

I’d cancel that car AA, you’ll never be able to afford it.

For me, that would involve running; not dancing.

I’m holding out for $100.