Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for June 07, 2020

The skills were similar aunty, at least that’s my excuse.

When 60 years ago I was three I liked to jump in the mud .

When I was three, I hated getting dirty.

I can remember that when one of my nieces was three she could operate a VCR.

And she could offer tech support service…..

Nowadays we use cybermud!

Some of us have stronger immunity systems because we ate dirt when we were young.

Good for her! Maybe she’d like to come work for one of my doctors, who techs can NEVER seem to get his ordere/scrips emailed/faxed correctly.

Ten years from now she will really dazzle you, Aunty, and you will still be eating mud.

When you were three, Aunty, it was about eight hours after the original dirt.

You got right, my grandson just reset to factory default, help!!!

That was about all there was to do back then.

They can do that Aunty, but they can’t use the potty!

LOL! My 4yo grandniece insisted that her Great Memaw needed an iPad so they could FaceTime. So my niece & family bought an iPad for Great Memaw for Mother’s Day…then it took 2 weeks & a whole bunch of help from my techie kid bro to get it working…

No need to dig into your murky past, Aunty!

But, Aunty, your Imagination was so good at 3 that you actually Believed that plate of Mud was a Hamburger and a slice of Chocolate Cake.

And we LIKED it; we loved it!

Now mud is just thrown indiscriminately