Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 23, 2020

How well do we know!

You’re such a blabbermouth, Aunty.

A quiet woman (for once!) is a blessing.

Shh, Aunty! Don’t let them in on the secret.

I might be quiet while I’m thinking, but I hope you have some time on your hands if I start telling you about it

My wife likes to talk. She can strike up a conversation with anybody or anything (including inanimate objects). She even talks in her sleep and also while under anesthesia. I have an agreement with our doctor. If she shuts up for 15 minutes, I can have her declared legally dead.

Especially when her parents named her after battery acid.

A man thinking could turn out to be quite dangerous!

Quaking in my boots, old girl. Aghast, I am.

Depends on the context. An angry quiet woman is one to deeply respect if not outright fear and avoid for a while. A quiet woman, in general, is sadly easy to omit.

And what is a quiet man often thinking about? A dangerous woman! ㋡

A quiet man may be trying to think but not quite getting there.

In Auntie’s case, she ain’t quiet, but she has a mouth that armed and dangerous.

Try and find one

And a quiet man thinks seriously about angering a quiet woman…

All women can be dangerous, so we should treat them with the respect and admiration they deserve.

A Quiet Man is a Catnapping Man.

I’m dangerous if you interrupt my reading or worse, try to take my science fiction books from me. Hubby & I have enough to form our own library.